Chew Me! Not On The Couch! Dog Toy

Introducing the Chew Me! Not On The Couch! Dog Toy—because your pup needs to know where to chew... and it’s definitely not on the furniture.

This comically loud, squeaky toy features a bold "Chew Me!" message that’ll make your dog wonder why they ever chewed on the couch in the first place. Perfect for tugging, tossing, and chewing! Whether your dog’s a gentle nibbler or a relentless chomper, this toy will keep them entertained and (hopefully) off the furniture.

See our delivery times you can expect to receive your order once it's been placed:

United Kingdom
Standard: 5-7 working days
Express: 3 working days (selected products) 

Europe & Republic of Ireland
Tracked: 10-12 working days

USA & Canada
Economy: 16 working days
Tracked: 10-12 working days

Australia & Rest of World
Tracked: 14 working days

We use Royal Mail, DPD or DHL to deliver all orders so you can expect to receive pretty swiftly :) Woof!